Kitten Implicated In Financial Malfeasance
Julliet, the kitten CEO of hedge fund Cuddle Capital, LP, has been accused by...
*strrrrretch*
Actually, Anon, I’ve never been asked this! It honestly feel really flattering to think I’ve gotten to the point where others are asking me...
Fandom: A Clockwork Orange
“‘PENETRATION!’ Alex cried as he rammed his penis into Ghost Beethoven’s anus. But it didn’t work, because Ghost Beethoven was a ghost.”
wtf I can’t even breathe right now
That’s because I’m beating you senseless with a giant ceramic penis.
I’M TEARING UP WHY AM I LAUGHING THIS HARD WHYYYYYY
Alex did love him some Beethoven.
That might complicate things yes.
I…can’t…breathe…
I will threaten it again now that you have enabled me onto tumblr and I am finding these things ALL OVER AGAIN!
The whole tumblr is comedy gold but I lost
I just read untold pages of this Tumblr to Ri. Ri threatened to revoke my speaking privileges.