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the blurry jizz spot really makes it.
There was...
Kitten Implicated In Financial Malfeasance
Julliet, the kitten CEO of hedge fund Cuddle Capital, LP, has been accused by...
*strrrrretch*
SHIPS ARE COMING IN. MY GOD, LOOK AT ALL THOSE SAILORS.
WHAT DO YOU THINK I’M DOING? I SWEAR TO GOD THEY NEED TO TELEPORT MY OVARIES TO AFGHANISTAN RIGHT NOW. BOOOOOOOOM. PROBLEM SOLVED. SCORCHED EARTH.