anarya-c: melredux: maeveschild: giant-sequoia: stripey-dani: b-mommy: yukidama: NOPE.JPG IF ONLY IT WAS A DIFFERENT FABRIC AND SANS HORRIBLE NECKLACE Sweet Jesus who designed that? Urghhhhhh… The shoes aren’t that nice either… I’d like to think my Shep would be a snappy dresser out of armour… What? Seriously? This is an actual in-game outfit for femShep? Not a mod? That’s… wow. I know it’s not my place to say this, but if I was a woman, I would appalled by this.  I have no problem with a sexy dress.  No really.  I used Oblivion mods with titty armor.  But seriously, FASHION failure my god, how horrific. Oh look, a dress like the seats on a 1950’s Oldsmobile and a bike chain necklace.  Festooned with ruffles would be more reasonable, dammit. My biggest problem is those shoes.  Dang girl, go to DSW.  I’ll pay!  Just please put grandma’s heels back in the closet.  Or burn them.  That’d be better. Ok I said this dress has no redeeming qualities a few days ago and I still mean it, but it would sting so much less if I didn’t know how awesome DudeShep’s casual outfit is. WHERE’S *MY* LEATHER N7 JACKET AND TIGHT PANTS ENSEMBLE? DAMMIT BIOWARE. The part that angers me the most - well, of many parts that do - is there is a tiny N7 logo on her right (our left) strap. Yes.  N7.  The designation for Systems Alliance special forces. On a dress.
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yukidama:

NOPE.JPG

IF ONLY IT WAS A DIFFERENT FABRIC

AND SANS HORRIBLE NECKLACE

Sweet Jesus who designed that?

Urghhhhhh…

The shoes aren’t that nice either…

I’d like to think my Shep would be a snappy dresser out of armour…

What?

Seriously?

This is an actual in-game outfit for femShep? Not a mod?

That’s… wow. I know it’s not my place to say this, but if I was a woman, I would appalled by this.

 I have no problem with a sexy dress.  No really.  I used Oblivion mods with titty armor.  But seriously, FASHION failure my god, how horrific.

Oh look, a dress like the seats on a 1950’s Oldsmobile and a bike chain necklace. 

Festooned with ruffles would be more reasonable, dammit.

My biggest problem is those shoes.  Dang girl, go to DSW.  I’ll pay!  Just please put grandma’s heels back in the closet.  Or burn them.  That’d be better.

Ok I said this dress has no redeeming qualities a few days ago and I still mean it, but it would sting so much less if I didn’t know how awesome DudeShep’s casual outfit is. WHERE’S *MY* LEATHER N7 JACKET AND TIGHT PANTS ENSEMBLE? DAMMIT BIOWARE.

The part that angers me the most - well, of many parts that do - is there is a tiny N7 logo on her right (our left) strap.

Yes.  N7.  The designation for Systems Alliance special forces.

On a dress.

Source: caligaes

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  1. renegadefound reblogged this from madsabroo and added:
    That dress looks like a bin liner.
  2. bluedraco reblogged this from madsabroo and added:
    My Sheperds would never wear that to a conference/meeting/whatever. :/
  3. derwin reblogged this from digitaltempest
  4. janie-mcpants reblogged this from madsabroo
  5. madsabroo reblogged this from b-mommy and added:
    Guuuuurrlll those shoes.
  6. badgersprite reblogged this from deltart and added:
    Oh, honey, no.
  7. deltart reblogged this from heirofmedusa
  8. heirofmedusa reblogged this from commanderbishoujo and added:
    Make the dress shorter, give those heels about 5 inches, and you got yourself a deal. Whose idea was it to give her...
  9. faeriefountain reblogged this from drawgirldraw and added:
    That’s a pretty Shepard. Ugh that necklace and ugh those heels. The dress works on Diana but Shepard whyyyy
  10. commanderbishoujo reblogged this from b-mommy and added:
    I would wear the shit out of an N7 knit tank dress, I’m just saying.
  11. b-mommy reblogged this from magepride and added:
    Yeah, the fabric has...cheap fetish wear vibe to it… The N7 motif is cute! It’s like...
  12. magepride reblogged this from b-mommy and added:
    how is that even…where do you wear that to? why does manShep get a biker jacket and femShep gets a dominatrix outfit?...
  13. livinginheadcanon reblogged this from b-mommy and added:
    I actually like the shape of the dress… someone else said it looks like it could be a cute athletic type dress, if it...
  14. littlefingersbitch reblogged this from subterraneanbunnypig and added:
    Eww eww eww. Even the ME2 dress was nicer than this. First things first: we find the texture file and extract it, paint...
  15. annapockeylips reblogged this from anniezard and added:
    ^^^ What she said
  16. anniezard reblogged this from drawgirldraw and added:
    I almost get the feeling the designers slapped this together because of how many fanfic writers called the Kasumi DLC...
  17. missmokushiroku reblogged this from b-mommy and added:
    Honestly, I’m not so disappointed at the fact that the dress is fugly as hell (even though it really is, eurgh) as much...
  18. digitaltempest reblogged this from commanderbishoujo and added:
    Erm… what am I even looking at here. Shepard… gurl… Even Jack is going to be like, “You can’t sit with us.”
  19. stripeydani reblogged this from b-mommy and added:
    The worst thing is comparing that to what MALE Shepard is wearing in this scene… Jeans and a jacket. But yes, the dress...
  20. migrant-fleet reblogged this from drawgirldraw and added:
    At least the shoes are kinda nice? *shot*
  21. drawgirldraw reblogged this from b-mommy and added:
    ^^^ It kills me because this could’ve worked, if they had put in some effort.
  22. blueaugustsuns reblogged this from stripeydani
  23. autumnyte said: WHUT. LMAO.
  24. giant-sequoia reblogged this from stripeydani and added:
    What? Seriously? This is an actual in-game outfit for femShep? Not a mod? That’s… wow. I know it’s not my place to say...
  25. theladyjess reblogged this from caligaes and added:
    That dress is my Mako tire repair kit. I’m telling you.
  26. snarkengaged said: No thanks. A+ on them getting realistic legs right, though. Knees seem to give video games trouble, normally.
  27. isabelaismyhomegirl said: Er…
  28. missl0nelyhearts said: event he NPCs are perplexed by this fuckery. :o)
  29. anonymouscatastrophe said: It’s a nice enough dress, I guess, but it serves no purpose and is entirely ridiculous as “casual wear” for hanging around on the Normandy.
  30. caligaes posted this