conquerorwurm:

However there is one line I still don’t understand—maybe someone else does and can clarify for me. From the final episode, Diabolik:

[Bad guy is on a boat, watching another boat in the distance]

Bad guy: Is that stud coming?
Crow: I beg your pardon?

I’ll translate:

Bad guy:  Is that virile, attractive, potent man ejaculating?

Crow:  I beg your pardon?

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canitouchyoursleeve:

You guys need to watch this video if you haven’t already. It’s hilarious.

OOPS SORRY DAD

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Re: The Leech Woman

fuckyeahmst3k:

These are all sexist, for reasons stated.  I wouldn’t disagree with any being listed.  But only The Leech Woman goes so far as to explicitly say:  If a woman isn’t young and beautiful, she is worthless and better off dead.  The movie doesn’t just happen to include misogyny, it’s the entire narrative!  It’s awfulness transcends crude objectification and reinforcement of archaic gender roles.  I could go on forever about how terrible everything and every character in that movie is.

bradanders was right that the male characters in the film are also greedy, superficial assholes with no self-control or critical thinking.  However, I wouldn’t say that the presence of offensive male caricatures dilutes the staggering misogyny of the film.  It just… adds to the overall awfulness along with the casual racism of Real Africa/Hollywood Africa.

Not to mention the stealthy, convenient racism of Malla’s slaver being identified as an “Arab.”  

thevirginprince:

United Servo Academy Men’s Chorus singing the United Servo Academy Men’s Chorus…chorus.

Kevin Murphy does it once again.

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Doc Professor: Do you like Mystery Science Theater 3000? Their early work was a...

d0cpr0fess0r:

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Do you like Mystery Science Theater 3000?

Their early work was a little too low quality for my tastes, but when season 2 came out in 1990, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. Mike’s entire run has an energetic and aggressive feel and a more Midwestern approach to his humor. He’s been compared to Joel Hodgson, but I think Mike has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

In ‘99, Best Brains released this, Season 10, their last season. I think their undisputed masterpiece is “Soultaker”, A movie so schlocky, that most people don’t pay attention to the skits. But they should, because it’s not just about 80’s teenagers fleeing a supernatural creep; it’s about celebrating the show’s tenth season and reflecting on the past while accepting change

Hey Dagda!

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fuckyeahmst3k:

Casting Kathy Ireland in Alien From LA - MST3K Vol. XXVI Bonus Clip (by shoutfactory)

All I got from this was now I blame this guy for Alien From LA and not Kathy Ireland.

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