MST3K - Out of This World
From the episode High School Big Shot.
BREAD IS REALLY IMPORTANT
Three hundred forty-two pairs of cotton boxers, no duplicates! Seventy-eight pairs of silk boxers! Seven hundred and two pairs of high-cut briefs! Fifty-five pairs of low-cut briefs! Seven banana warmers! One pair of ‘Home of the Whopper’ briefs! One vintage pair of Joe Namath netted slingshot brief prototype!